Recently passengers in the immaculate "Dog" have been complaining of a distinct aroma which despite our best efforts could neither be located or eradicated.
Unfounded and unnecessary accusations were put forward as to the source of the aroma. Various smelly items were introduced to the "Dog" to combat the worsening pungent attack on the nasal passages. Contrary to one suggestion it was not a rotting pie.
However after finishing at the Allotment today a rather ripe Swede was located in the boot in a plastic sweaty slimy carrier bag. We estimate it's been in there two months or more not counting time spent in the "Beast" before that.
In case you hadn't worked it out the rotting Vegetable is the one on the left!
Unfounded and unnecessary accusations were put forward as to the source of the aroma. Various smelly items were introduced to the "Dog" to combat the worsening pungent attack on the nasal passages. Contrary to one suggestion it was not a rotting pie.
However after finishing at the Allotment today a rather ripe Swede was located in the boot in a plastic sweaty slimy carrier bag. We estimate it's been in there two months or more not counting time spent in the "Beast" before that.
In case you hadn't worked it out the rotting Vegetable is the one on the left!
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