Tuesday, 4 December 2007

Animals Fight Back

There's always a price to pay for eating to many pies. Consumption is down in recent weeks due to illness, christmas approaching (room required) and the animal kingdom getting a bit uppity with the Pieman.

In the last few months the Pieman has been besieged by bullocks, harassed by horses, snarled & threatened at by a wolf (Multi Millionaire's Alsation - I wasn't trespassing) and scared witless by a cock pheasant.

I hasten to add that no provocation was provided by the pieman for any of these outbursts, except for the Pheasant who the Pieman tried to tread on whilst out walking recently. Ps Which of these has the Pieman never eaten?

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