
In the last few months the Pieman has been besieged by bullocks, harassed by horses, snarled & threatened at by a wolf (Multi Millionaire's Alsation - I wasn't trespassing) and scared witless by a cock pheasant.
I hasten to add that no provocation was provided by the pieman for any of these outbursts, except for the Pheasant who the Pieman tried to tread on whilst out walking recently. Ps Which of these has the Pieman never eaten?
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